Lucky Lou's
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"CASE FILE: #04721 — Culinary Incident Report
Status: Active Investigation
Location: Lucky Lou’s / Corner Table
Reporting Officer: Alec Blakeman
Date/Time Logged: Mar 5, 2026 / 17:34
At approximately 9:34 PM, guests reported to have witnessed the likes of a modern day massacre. 4 gentlemen of varying ages walked into Lucky Lou’s and proceeded to destroy whatever was placed in their path.
All wearing Red Mountain Baseball attire, one can assume the suspects were the 3 coaches and one player from the Freshman team after a 4-3 win over Desert Ridge on opening night.
The three images are all we have as evidence.
As can be seen on Image 02, forensics has identified what was a 12 oz boneless ribeye, seasoned and cooked to perfection. At a ridiculously reasonable price of about $26, we have reason to believe Lucky Lou’s is somehow involved in a separate crime syndicate that mirrors the likes of a robinhood-esc scheme to give food back to the people at a quality price.
Accompanying the ribeye was the leftover of a plate of fries.
This appears to be a classic case of Steak Frites.
Forensics also identified residual smears of ranch with traces fried zucchini. Sliced thin with a perfect crisp no doubt. It was a swift takedown.
These 3 did their best to leave behind as little evidence as possible.
In Image 03 we have what can be identified as our first suspect: a soda and water at the same time, clearly a professional.
This case looks to be of supreme importance and the scene will have to be revisited more than once." - Alec Blakeman
