Illegal Pete’s, if you know, you know! And if you don’t know, well, figure it out as quickly as humanly possible. My wife and I love Pete’s as a once a week indulgence (or multiple times a week, if I’m on my own for the evening 🫣). Their bowls are delicious, especially with house hot salsa and jalapeños added. The chips (or a warm flour tortilla 💅) and queso are dangerously addictive, to the point that you might question whether or not you’d save a drowning loved one or go for one more dip of the ooey-gooey goodness (no wrong answer, young blood). And to top it off, all Pete’s locations have a full bar, where Happy Hour goes until 7pm. But beware, the margaritas are strong—in character (think Denzel in Malcolm X), physical strength (think buff SpongeBob) and mostly alcohol content (think strong but delicious margarita). The defense rests, Your Honor!
