jackie's review of Capital One Café

Capital One Café

"tampas hidden gem??? perhaps. it was kinda expensive for the slow ahh service they provided. but fuck was the croissant good. i was close to passing out in humble tampa n i wanted a quick place to eat. i look up and there it is. the conveniently located capital one cafe. i, a capital one user, shed a tear. i walk in and everyone’s friendly except for the lady taking my order, she was just ok. but holy hell they worked so slow. like… so slow. i finally got my food and questioned… are they slow too? why the hell would i use a spoon for my croissant. i had to exchange for a fork and the lady seemed surprised. like what? but i finally got a fork and took my first bite… and oh my lord. i wasn’t expecting it to be that good. thinkin bout her rn" - jackie