Cress's review of Chipotle Mexican Grill

Chipotle Mexican Grill

"Actual torture. 15 bucks for green diarrhea? That price doesn’t include my chips, that came in tiny, little pieces. The food in the bowl so mid I got hungry and took bite of bowl itself. At least I found chipotle, he was in my food. I didn’t know something could be so painful to eat and hot to eat. I begged for utensils and they didn’t even give me that, so I just had to root around in it like a pig digging for truffles. You could call steak the truffle because there only 5 piece. Catch me shitting in my hands and clapping before I get more overpriced diarrhea! This food was buns all the hole and poop!" - Cress