Riddle me this? My tummy didn’t burst into a million pieces after drinking this entire milkshake. I miss milkshakes. I used to love them and malts. I actually don’t know the difference between milkshake and malt, but I know I like malts more.
I did have some stinky toots, but nothing unmanageable. It was as bad a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s. (Actually I do triples now).
Anyway I may be become less lactose intolerant?
ALSO! I’ve been feeling so much better since stopping my coffee on an empty stomach. It’s been truly game changing. Idk life is good what can I say I’m meant for the Italian beaches tbh.
Callum used to have this funny joke about making a lateral move from instagram engineer to instagram influencer and I’m so excited to do it.
Oh this milk shake was fine, but truly no ice cream comes close to cafe panna unfortunately.
